Worst. Movie. Eva.

Sphere with Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, and Samule L. Jackson.

In my defense, I didn't rent it, or anything crazy like that. It was on the "Chiller" channel. But I did, and this is what really hurts, waste about two hours that could have been better spent reading the book that shall not be named;I'm on page 150.

Afterwards (and this will only be appreciated by those who have seen the flick) my husband, children, and I held hands and willed ourselves to forget the whole thing.

Which, obviously, must not have worked.