Scientology

You know, I think I'm going to make up my own crap religion with really, reallystupid rules. So Katie Holmes is going to give birth without uttering a peep, sans drugs? Good luck with that. The only way I could keep quiet during birth is if they knocked me out. With my fifth and final child, I woke up a whole maternity ward (in my defense, it's not that I'm a baby, it's just that I gave birth so quickly, I almost delivered him in the hallway.)

Christopher Reeves on Scientology

Bizarre beliefs of Scientologists


In conclusion, Scientology should be ridiculed by all.

But, please don't sue me.