The Oscars!

Not to go all predictably conservative on you, but I didn't watch. I honestly don't remember the last time I did watch. The only movies I have seen that were nominated for anything were King Kong and March of the Penguins.

I have no interest in:

1) what the stars wear
2) who they thank
3) what shocking thing they might say in their acceptance speech
4) who wins anything

So, given these fact, why would I watch? Besides, there was this really interesting show about elephant on last night.