Nature-friendly cleaning & maintenance. Committed to limiting human impact on nature. No Hummers, No RVs, No Bush Voters (due to his environmental destructive policies e.g.; nonparticipation in Kyoto Treaty, The Clear Skies Act, continuation of naval sonar in marine mammal habitats...) For more information, see the Advocacy Page.
Really, you can't parody this. I dare anyone to give me ONE example of a resort that restricts Dem voters, by POLICY. Whenever some wacky story comes up, the refrain always is "Well, both sides do it." Someone, please find me an equivalent "right" example. I'll post a mea culpa.