Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Hollywood thinks you're stooopiid

Way behind current pop-culture here, but I just saw Troy over the weekend. Now ... the question that screams out at me is WHY (oh why) do they have nekkid Brad Pitt butt in the movie? Why the sex scenes? Well, of course,it's because us stoopid redneck Americans certainly won't go see Homer on the big screen unless there is gonna be some sex in it. So, in a 2 and a half hour movie, you add five minuets of "R" rated material to spice it up, and make it unwatchable for little boys (who would otherwise really dig a movie about Greeks and boats and war.)

The movie was otherwise pretty darn good.

And, don't even get me started on Alexander which I will never -ever- watch.