Today is Ash Wednesday, and you're supposed to fast. It's a modified fast, but it can still be tricky; only one real "meal", no snacking. You can have two smaller "meals" but you're supposed to keep it light.
Anyway, I've got a little aid to get Catholics through the more desperate moments today. When that nagging urge to eat something become unstoppable, imagine this:
McCain/Huckabee for '08!
Feeling nauseous? Hunger pangs gone?
You're welcome.
Emergency!
3 hours ago
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