Don't unplug me

Just FTR, if my eyes are open, and even ONE member of my family thinks they see a special glint in my eye - DON'T UNPLUG. I don't care if I can't scratch my ass, and I'm drinking Ensure through a tube in my tummy ... for me, even seeing how my kids will turn out will be worth it.

Unless, of course, they all end up in jail, or married to creeps. Then, feel free to turn everything off.