What bragging about a nice set of cans can do for you ....

The Other McCain may link you. Even if you just promise to show them one day (I SWEAR I WILL, just be patient with me) but as of yet you've done nothing but rickroll.

But, there are rules involved which I am obligated to follow.

So, honestly, all this blatant linkage is out of my hands. It's almost contractual, so until Congress makes a law I see no other option.