Thursday, January 03, 2008

Liberal Fascism

Jonah Goldberg's new book is due out in a few days, and the left is already atwitter. Unable to attack the book in a serious matter, they participate in the absurd; spending time attaching stupid search tags to the book on Amazon. While there are a few that were obviously put there by conservatives, you can judge for yourself who has more time for teh stupid on the intertubes:

doughy pantload (86)
propaganda (79)
wingnut welfare (70)
editor promised cake (56)
i can has job mom (41)
conservative (31)
censored by liberals (28)
liberals bashing books not yet published (28)
must read (28)
politics (28)
censored by the left (26)
the truth (10)
books written while high on cheeto dust (9)
finally the truth (8)
true (8)
banged out by howler monkeys (7)
ten pounds of crap in a five pound book (6)
a fascist wannabe publishes his fantasie... (5)
if michelle malkin is over your head (5)
lunatic ravings (5)
waste of a good tree (5)
wingnut (5)
bird vomit (4)
how not to design a book cover (4)
makes ann coulter seem sane (4)
oxymoron (4)
pathetic revisionism (4)
poor catnip substitute (4)
relatives in high publishing places (4)
truth (4)
what a boat load of crap (4)
books by rubes (3)
doughy (3)
doughy pantloads premiere (3)
excretory (3)
hate is good philosophy for idiots (3)
leftists (3)
ludicrous is too kind a word (3)
moron (3)
mother-boy (3)
pantsload (3)
revisionist history (3)
sadly no (3)
teh stoopid (3)
vomit inducing (3)
wtf (3)
a dunce with an editor (2)
attend to luicannes bunions (2)
awesomest book evah11111111 (2)
blame the liberals first (2)
bored the stenographer to sleep (2)
brandeis invaded poland (2)
bullflop (2)
bullsh-t (2)
ca ca (2)
cheetohesque (2)
code pink invaded poland (2)
conspiracy theory (2)
delusional (2)
dialectic of cheetohlightenm ent (2)
doughbob loadpants (2)
failure (2)
fascism (2)
fiasco (2)
goldberg is laughing all the way to the ... (2)
hatemonger (2)
homophobic insanity (2)
i can has funyuns (2)
i laughed til i cried (2)
idiot (2)
ignorant liberals (2)
illiterate (2)
im more delusional than mom (2)
innaleckshul wannabe wannabe wannabe lol (2)
ishtar (2)
jfk killed six million jews (2)
kook (2)
lame (2)
liberal moonbats exposed (2)
missed deadlines (2)
mmm bacon (2)
pot kettle black (2)
professional simpleton (2)
revisionist (2)
rewriting history (2)
self-parodies (2)
social security is like treblinka (2)
spend your money on tragic legacy (2)
tag vandalism (2)
technically speaking fascism is an inher... (2)
teh funny (2)
unintelligent (2)
untrue (2)
vitriol (2)
worst book ever (2)
wow lol (2)
writers block (2)
absolutely accurate (1)
amazon vandalism (1)
american fascism (1)

And, that's just the first page.

I'm surprised they haven't already filled the site with "reviews" but perhaps Amazon decided to block reviews of the book before it was released. Expect, on 1/08 for the reviews to come FLYING in. For a preview of the reviews, you could simply read the Amazon forum.