Thursday, August 18, 2005

Deconstructing

"We are not waging a war on terror in this country. We’re waging a war of terror. The biggest terrorist in the world is George W. Bush!"

Sounds like standard moonbat ravings.

"We are waging a nuclear war in Iraq right now. That country is contaminated. It will be contaminated for practically eternity now."

Come again?? Nuclear war? That will be a surprise to all the military guys over there right now. I'd better go warn them.


"If George Bush believes his rhetoric and his bullshit, that this is a war for freedom and democracy, that he is spreading freedom and democracy, does he think every person he kills makes Iraq more free?"

When they kill foreign insurgents in Iraq - I'd say they are making Iraq more free. When they nabbed Saddam and his lovely sons, I'd say we made Iraq more free.

"The whole world is damaged. Our humanity is damaged. If he thinks that it’s so important for Iraq to have a U.S.-imposed sense of freedom and democracy, then he needs to sign up his two little party-animal girls. They need to go to this war."

So much wrong with this one- where do I start? US-imposed freedom and democracy? Damn us and our freedom. Why can't we just let them be a military dictatorship like they want to be? Damn us to hell.


"We want our country back and, if we have to impeach everybody from George Bush down to the person who picks up dog shit in Washington, we will impeach all those people."

Who is this "we" you are talking about? Shit, the very idea that Cindy and her ilk might be in control of our country makes me want to run out and get a gun right now.