Totally useless cats

Last night, I got woken up by a little girl complaining that our cat had hopped up on her bed with A BIRD IN IT'S MOUTH. Yes, middle of the night. Live bird.

What a prodigious hunter, you say?

Ok, then how do you explain the mouse staring at me from the kitchen counter this morning? I had stepped out of the kitchen for a minute, and when I returned there it was.

I swear, totally useless. I hate rodents, and kinda like birds.

The mouse is now trapped between the kitchen window and the screen. I didn't know what else to do with it.