T-minus 8 days

So, what is going to happen on August 22? Is the hidden imam going to come flying out of that well, and whisper into Ahmadinejad's ear that the time is now to wipe Israel off of the face of the Earth?

With that in mind, should I continue with my diet/exercise plan? I mean, do I really want to spend what could be my last few days on Earth depriving myself?