For those without children

You know, they said DVDs were superior to VHS tape, because they would last FOREVER. Oh, yes, they threw in the fact that the image quality would be better, bla bla bla, but the sold me on the idea that these babies were heavy duty. For years and years, I would be able to review, and rewatch, Mr Darcy diving into that pond. Or George (from "Room with a View") running around 'au natural'.

Then, came THEM. Fruit of my womb? I call 'em DVD wreckers. Listen to me, and listen good ... when you have children, don't put away the crystal ... put away YOUR DVDs. Because they will go through 'em like Micheal Moore and Big Macs.

Just a word of warning.