At least we don't have a GIANT BROWN CLOUD

The US is the whipping boy for all the world's ills. We're aggressive, greedy, and pollute the World. Well, at least we don't have a BIG ASS BROWN CLOUD over our country.

H/t Interested-Participant via this week's Bonfire of the Vanities (edit - I should add, I FOUND "interested-participant" via the Bonfire.)